Busflyjop is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm lobster.

Busflyjop created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busflyjop, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Busflyjop, it will turn you into a goat.

Busflyjop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Busflyjop's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.