Flatwanmigdud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise naga.

Flatwanmigdud created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatwanmigdud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flatwanmigdud, it will not invite you to parties.

Flatwanmigdud's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Flatwanmigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Never sing in the presence of otters.