Ripgidnak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable gerbil.

Ripgidnak created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripgidnak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ripgidnak, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ripgidnak's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ripgidnak's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not eat nuts.