Kambusvig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, impressive centipede.

Kambusvig created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Kambusvig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kambusvig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kambusvig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Kambusvig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Kambusvig loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not sing in public.