Rullhitkon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic dragonfly.

Rullhitkon created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullhitkon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rullhitkon, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rullhitkon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Rullhitkon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never run in the presence of squirrels.