Weecemflap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, dishonest monkey.

Weecemflap created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weecemflap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Weecemflap, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Weecemflap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Weecemflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.