Tenlimveen Bidjatquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive deer.

Tenlimveen Bidjatquaf created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenlimveen Bidjatquaf, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tenlimveen Bidjatquaf, she will be very sad.

Tenlimveen Bidjatquaf's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tenlimveen Bidjatquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Tenlimveen Bidjatquaf in the centre of the settlement.

2. Retreat if three voles approach from the south.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.