Rowbutnak is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing
dragonfly.
Rowbutnak created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowbutnak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Rowbutnak, he will be very sad.
Rowbutnak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Rowbutnak's Holy Commandments1. Run away from purple frogs, for they are unholy.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never eat rice.
4. Do not dye your hair violet.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.