Rowbutnak is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing dragonfly.

Rowbutnak created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbutnak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rowbutnak, he will be very sad.

Rowbutnak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rowbutnak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.