Vanbenbet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented seal.

Vanbenbet created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanbenbet, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vanbenbet, it will turn you into a worm.

Vanbenbet's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vanbenbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Never wear gray skirts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.