Rawfabdudtap is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, humorless
unicorn.
Rawfabdudtap created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rawfabdudtap, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Rawfabdudtap, he will laugh at you.
Rawfabdudtap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Rawfabdudtap's Holy Commandments1. Never wear yellow rings.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never think about spacetime near eagles while wearing blue scarves and balancing six gold spheres on your hands.
4. Put Rawfabdudtap first in all things.
5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.