Kinpopsag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable bat.

Kinpopsag created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinpopsag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kinpopsag, she will turn you into a goat.

Kinpopsag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kinpopsag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three bats approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Hide if six rats approach from the south.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.