Ladrillfet Nullvonciss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, egotistical sheep.

Ladrillfet Nullvonciss created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ladrillfet Nullvonciss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ladrillfet Nullvonciss, it will turn you into a rat.

Ladrillfet Nullvonciss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ladrillfet Nullvonciss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine eagles approach from the east.

2. Put Ladrillfet Nullvonciss first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ladrillfet Nullvonciss.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.