Cutcamhud Sterfigliktar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured jellyfish.

Cutcamhud Sterfigliktar created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutcamhud Sterfigliktar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cutcamhud Sterfigliktar, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cutcamhud Sterfigliktar's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cutcamhud Sterfigliktar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.