Camflabfob Sinzenmat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident fox.

Camflabfob Sinzenmat created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camflabfob Sinzenmat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Camflabfob Sinzenmat, he will curse you with boils.

Camflabfob Sinzenmat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Camflabfob Sinzenmat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Camflabfob Sinzenmat.