Flismidcit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, stupid wyvern.

Flismidcit created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flismidcit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flismidcit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Flismidcit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flismidcit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.