Naklopnanbumnurjonnulban is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent dog.

Naklopnanbumnurjonnulban created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naklopnanbumnurjonnulban, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Naklopnanbumnurjonnulban, he will turn you into a puffin.

Naklopnanbumnurjonnulban's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Naklopnanbumnurjonnulban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Naklopnanbumnurjonnulban must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never hop near bats.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Naklopnanbumnurjonnulban.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.