Stiplargven is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured dryad.

Stiplargven created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stiplargven, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stiplargven, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Stiplargven's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Stiplargven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must pray to Stiplargven three times a day.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Stiplargven in the centre of the settlement.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.