Fadingbit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered wyrm.

Fadingbit created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadingbit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadingbit, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fadingbit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fadingbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Put Fadingbit first in all things.

3. Do not kill moths.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never write about asteroids.