Zannul is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust walrus.

Zannul created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zannul, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zannul, it will destroy your favourite star.

Zannul's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zannul's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help bats.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.
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