Zanbembimfodlit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zanbembimfodlit created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbembimfodlit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanbembimfodlit, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zanbembimfodlit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zanbembimfodlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Never feed turnips to dolphins while wearing red scarves.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never go into blue rooms.