Jindussveg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous gnu.

Jindussveg created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jindussveg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jindussveg, he will turn you into a plant.

Jindussveg's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Jindussveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jindussveg.

5. Jindussveg loves doves, so they must be respected.