Fubpigvag Cutgidshav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate jellyfish.

Fubpigvag Cutgidshav created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubpigvag Cutgidshav, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fubpigvag Cutgidshav, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fubpigvag Cutgidshav's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fubpigvag Cutgidshav's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine horses approach from the north.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Worship no other gods but Fubpigvag Cutgidshav.

5. Always wear brown.