Rowditmidgod is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, merciful ferret.

Rowditmidgod created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowditmidgod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rowditmidgod, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rowditmidgod's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rowditmidgod's Holy Commandments

1. Rowditmidgod loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Run away if six mice approach from the north.