Pangonleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, quiet grasshopper.

Pangonleg created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangonleg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pangonleg, it will turn you into a snail.

Pangonleg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pangonleg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always obey Pangonleg's priests.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.