Fon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart pigeon.

Fon created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fon, she will destroy your home planet.

Fon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fon's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fon.

3. Put Fon first in all things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

5. Fon loves ants, so they must be respected.