Nullcutdob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient badger.

Nullcutdob created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nullcutdob, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullcutdob, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nullcutdob's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nullcutdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Nullcutdob in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing brown jumpers.