Artfebflat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, effective mink.

Artfebflat created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artfebflat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Artfebflat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Artfebflat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Artfebflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Artfebflat loves gulls, so they must be honoured.