Nilmegwap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil shark.

Nilmegwap created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilmegwap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nilmegwap, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nilmegwap's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nilmegwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near bats while wearing black boots and balancing four tin spheres on your legs.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not speak about rice.