Afnartfly is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage mongoose.

Afnartfly created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Afnartfly, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Afnartfly, it will turn you into a puffin.

Afnartfly's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Afnartfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Always help moths.

5. Never think about asteroids.