Catmitstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic deer.

Catmitstig created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catmitstig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Catmitstig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Catmitstig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Catmitstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never hop near doves.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.