Kenparkwegtarpvonksadveg Milhanceb is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured hare.

Kenparkwegtarpvonksadveg Milhanceb created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenparkwegtarpvonksadveg Milhanceb, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kenparkwegtarpvonksadveg Milhanceb, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kenparkwegtarpvonksadveg Milhanceb's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kenparkwegtarpvonksadveg Milhanceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.