Ranstikarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak slug.

Ranstikarn created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranstikarn, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ranstikarn, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ranstikarn's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Ranstikarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Ranstikarn on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed lemons to sharks while wearing shorts.