Rotdimbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane gorilla.

Rotdimbarn created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rotdimbarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rotdimbarn, it will turn you into a slug.

Rotdimbarn's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rotdimbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never sit near tortoises.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Never talk about optics near capybaras while wearing blue jumpers.