Pogarfpak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, dishonest tapir.

Pogarfpak created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Pogarfpak, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pogarfpak, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Pogarfpak's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pogarfpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Put Pogarfpak first in all things.