Kipriggup is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental human.

Kipriggup created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Kipriggup, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kipriggup, he will not care at all.

Kipriggup's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kipriggup's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.