Fabhingat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident weasel.

Fabhingat created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabhingat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fabhingat, he will turn you into a frog.

Fabhingat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fabhingat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Always help birds.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.