Didfabmigwip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome seal.

Didfabmigwip created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didfabmigwip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Didfabmigwip, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Didfabmigwip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Didfabmigwip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Didfabmigwip loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.