Vedgilkad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omniscient manatee.

Vedgilkad created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedgilkad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vedgilkad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Vedgilkad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vedgilkad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always obey Vedgilkad's priests.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Vedgilkad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.