Kopsisbad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying bird.

Kopsisbad created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopsisbad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kopsisbad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kopsisbad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Kopsisbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green dresses.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not run in public.