Xenjonflat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow squirrel.

Xenjonflat created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenjonflat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xenjonflat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xenjonflat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Xenjonflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.