Sagwapmis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, annoying centaur.

Sagwapmis created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagwapmis, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sagwapmis, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sagwapmis' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sagwapmis' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three gulls approach from the south.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Run away from turquoise snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear trousers.