Flismatcarontbossrillgessbin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing porpoise.

Flismatcarontbossrillgessbin created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flismatcarontbossrillgessbin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flismatcarontbossrillgessbin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Flismatcarontbossrillgessbin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Flismatcarontbossrillgessbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not take Flismatcarontbossrillgessbin's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.