Wipmidcid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, resourceful mouse.

Wipmidcid created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Wipmidcid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wipmidcid, he will manifest in front of you.

Wipmidcid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Wipmidcid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipmidcid.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. You must pray to Wipmidcid six times a day.