Tungovlun is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, grumpy jellyfish.

Tungovlun created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tungovlun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tungovlun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tungovlun's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tungovlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Never sing in the presence of gulls.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.