Gupyikhim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able swallow.

Gupyikhim created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupyikhim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gupyikhim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gupyikhim's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gupyikhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Retreat if eight mites approach from the north.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.