Ponfumbog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, cheerful spider.

Ponfumbog created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponfumbog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ponfumbog, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ponfumbog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ponfumbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.