Ladyardidbugflanominleg is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty mouse.

Ladyardidbugflanominleg created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladyardidbugflanominleg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ladyardidbugflanominleg, he will torture you forever.

Ladyardidbugflanominleg's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ladyardidbugflanominleg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine rats approach from the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Never eat lemons.