Fetpoping is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient tapir.

Fetpoping created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetpoping, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fetpoping, it will not invite you to parties.

Fetpoping's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fetpoping's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear orange hats.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.