Quagcenmin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing frog.

Quagcenmin created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Quagcenmin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quagcenmin, it will send you a sign.

Quagcenmin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Quagcenmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Erect six zinc sculptures of Quagcenmin on top of important buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.