Safsogjonnak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent naga.

Safsogjonnak created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safsogjonnak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Safsogjonnak, she will turn you into a sheep.

Safsogjonnak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Safsogjonnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. You must pray to Safsogjonnak four times a day.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Never pour water over plants.